God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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