What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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