i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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