I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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