Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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