wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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