I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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