does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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