god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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