Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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