I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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