Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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