I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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