I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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