We're like a lot better than the average bears
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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