I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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