if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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