elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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