I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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