normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
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