We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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