I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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