This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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