I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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