is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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