i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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