it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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