Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Randomize
