that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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