idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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