the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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