Nicole vs. Life
I will die if light touches me.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I need water and some morals
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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