why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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