David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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