Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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