And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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