somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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