your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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