New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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