We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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