It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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