Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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