is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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