Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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