So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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