we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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