you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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