Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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