Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Also, beer. Big fan.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
Randomize
