i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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