The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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